Whenever I say “Cool,” now, I always say, “Cool, cool cool cool.” Like Abed from Community.

That awkward moment when you get angry and start hitting inanimate objects.

The hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He’s been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs&large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Reblog this if you’re against bullying in Middle-Earth.

“This was submitted about 11 seconds before it was due. Grade: 20 out 20.”

Response to my homework in my online Political Science class.

I AM MRS. NESBIT.